Thumbs Up For Make Up

If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.

This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared for those flesh eating unwelcome visitors!

WARNING: Only look at these pictures if you fully understand the fact that once seen you will never be able to unsee and look at any cute celeb (of in fact any girl) ever again - scary as f#ck!

What's the one thing that you really look for in a female, think about it, yep, getting warm, it's a smile that can light up a dark room and make you feel special. You know i'm right, eh!? Aren't i?

If you're a fan of women that lead the cheer then you'll not be disappointed here - If you're not then i suggest you take a look. These are some of the finest women to ever shake their pom-poms while spelling out words.

It's important that despite all the famine and suffering in the third world that us in the first world can soldier on and find interesting new ways to spend our unearned wealth on extravagant eccentricities like these.

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

People in Phucket seem to take great delight in stabbing stuff through their cheeks. Apparently their pain brings good luck to those that they pass as they walk around town, showing off their piercings. Weird.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. I just knew i had muscles. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these amazing body alterations posible.