Thumbs Up For Make Up

If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.

How VERY true! Usually this warning accompanies imagery so disturbing it seers itself into your retina for all time but not in this gallery. Fear not, these are images that will just make you look at common things a bit differently.

So super-storm Sandy has been sweeping the east coast of America, leaving a trail of destruction in her wake, flooding, demolishing homes and knocking out power lines. If you've been affected then these lolz are dedicated to you. Enjoy.

It might seem like yesterday to you but if in reality it was SO last century, can you remember all those daily things that you couldn't bear to be without (before the internet came around?). Time to get nostalgic.

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

Who the hell is she, you may ask? Well she's a flipping hot Finnish starlet called Anna Falchi - Born waay back in 1972, she nevertheless looks amazing, with a body you'd be happy to find on a woman at least 15 years younger!

A total hottie - Height: 5' 9" - Bust: 38.5" - Waist: 23" - Hips: 36" - Hair: Light Brown - Eyes: Blue-Green - The only other vital statistic missing here is her telephone number - DAMN!

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

Now this is NOT what we have come to expect from those delicate creatures of the human species. This just goes to prove that women can be just as godawful as men when it comes to acting like delightful douchebags.

Houston, we have a problem! Lady Gaga is down by the pool in her bikini and there's not a weiner to be seen, maybe the 'she' isn't a 'he' after all? Thank god for itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny Laday Gaga lepoard-print bikinis!

Now these are the kind of costumed crusaders you would want around to save you from peril. Lets face it, it's a dangerous would out there and you'd need them close 24/7, even when you went to bed. Just to be 100% sure.