TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

A lot of people go under the knife of a cosmetic surgeon but few of them will change their appearance as radically as this young woman. Now complete with huge lips, pointy ears and a split tongue she has changed. A LOT.

As impressive as these are it seems such a waste of the time spent creating them as they are only there for a few days at the most, before they totally dry out and fall to pieces. It must be sad to see such awesome sculptures fade so quickly.

Time to witness pure evil, right down to correctly applied eyeliner, torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and a huge appetite for cake and abject misery - And you thought you had it bad!

In the name of internet efficiency, all of the unattractive players have been digitally removed - What you're left with is this cutie-concentrated selection of all of the most bootytastic bits of this beautiful game - Seen from the best angle :)

Now these are the kind of costumed crusaders you would want around to save you from peril. Lets face it, it's a dangerous would out there and you'd need them close 24/7, even when you went to bed. Just to be 100% sure.

America's favourite couch-potato pastime comes bundled in with the other best distractions known to man. How and why football is related to women taking the gaze of every red blooded man away from the game is beyond me.

It's time to have a look at some of the most awesome pictures we could find floating around the internet over the last few days. Find something to bite down on quick, it's the Monday pic dump and this one feels like a bigg'un.

It's Tuesday (or Monday, depending on where you are?) which can only mean one thing. Time for another of our patented pic dumps. We've been scouring the intertubes for delectable morsels and here's what we dredged up. Enjoy.

What is it that makes certain female celebrities stick out from the crowd, they all seem to have something in common, but i just can't seem to put my finger on it is....I probably wouldn't be allowed to anyway.

Getting caught staring at a plunging neckline or curvaceous booty is one thing, but if someone manages to immortalise your indiscretion, you may end up being laughed at on the internets. The shame!