TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

The pictures might be blurred, grainy, underlit and not at the best angles, but lets be honest here, we LOVE them all! The satisfaction of seeing a female as she sees herself is something that cannot be missed!

Ah, for those wonderful days of college life, where you devoted all of your time to study and the pursuit of knowledge to further your young mind. There was very little time for anything else really. Or was that in another reality?

Shoichi Uchiyama the chef, considers spiders to be the finest insect sushi, "Domestic spiders are large at this time of year and the females are carrying their young in their stomachs, so they're both tasty and healthy"

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess, & here are those results! If they want to put people off drinking they should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

These events would make Darwin turn in his grave! A great collection of screw-ups. With epic fails a plenty, this one should have you in stitches!

Here's something interesting to put in your house, a Tessla coil, just one tiny little mistake & it's crispy human time. Still, it does look kinda awesome so maybe it's worth taking a risk over? I would!

Do you fancy a whole heap of gross, maybe some distended man guts? Yeah, me too. Well get your Me Gusta face on because it's time for 40 of the best. These are the most swollen, hairy abdominal abominations you are ever likely to see. Enjoy.

The difference between a yawn-tastic photo & a sublime work of pure awesomeness is all about the right angle - Witness everyday normality transformed into abstract total wonder before your very eyes !