Sparkly Speedo Dance Party

LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem was catchy but this track is way more awesome. There aren't many songs that would make me happily watch a dude gyrating in a sequined speedo, so if nothing else it's definitely unique.

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

A judge gets between two competitors and ends up accidentally winning the match with a completely unintentional kick to the head. I hope he raised his own hand in victory.

It's a battle to last the ages. In the red corner is 'Cat'. In the blue corner, it's 'Cat Balloon'. It's a tense start, with a lot of posturing, but a wicked right hook brings a quick end to the epic battle.

The female driver of this car is now facing prosecution after she turned herself yesterday for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing kids at a bus stop. My hero!!!

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

While visiting a drive-through safari park in South Africa, a family gets quite a scare when a curious female lion figures out how to open their car door with her teeth. You can only imagine the panic they went through,

BirGirPall breaks from his usual M.O. to bring us his short but informative review of the second Guild Wars game. I get the feeling he might be missing the point a bit, but if you were expecting a great pig simulator, brace yourself for a shock.

This guy's got some skills! He can catch a hacky sack without looking.. in his ass. - LOL

Meatballs are delicious and you love them. So does Eustus. He loves them so much that he's going to sing you a song all about them and how to heat them up for consumption in a microwave. Mmmm. Yummy.