Guild Wars 2 Review

BirGirPall breaks from his usual M.O. to bring us his short but informative review of the second Guild Wars game. I get the feeling he might be missing the point a bit, but if you were expecting a great pig simulator, brace yourself for a shock.

It's not what's on the outside that counts.. it's what's on the inside - and that's even weirder.. WTF

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

Take 22 Beatles songs and put them in a blender that looks like a human being, i.e. this guy — and the result is a little mashup medley to keep your toes-a-tapping and your head-a-bobbing.

Here we have the archetypes of drinking, recounted in legend, painted on the caves of Europe in prehistoric times, etched in stone on the ancient granite of the Sierra Nevada!

As part of the Ulster Bank Belfast Festival two dudes had a fight using electricity. Its kinda like watching Raiden vs. Raiden in Mortal Kombat, if Raiden was dressed like a Power Ranger and didnt have a Fatality move.

Uh... sounds like Eli forgot what to say. - LOL

it showcases Looters Anonymous, gang members from London town who chanced upon some goods during the UK riots, just sitting their in a smashed shop front asking to be taken.

This guy thinks he's being funny, but he really does bring down the house.

We all love Edgar Wright, right? He’s the guy who directed Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. And when he was younger at art college he was editing together movie montages using his teeth and some sticky tape.

If you're going to get people to believe in God then get them when they're kids and all the reasoned arguments in the world won't dissuade them from their beliefs. Yay brainwashing!