Pole Vault Across River Goes Bad

This guy's attempt to leap across a river using a tree branch ended disastrously, but he's lucky. The water should wash those grass stains right out.

You may strain your neck while watching this, but that's nothing compared with the ratio of mindfuck your head will get. The only downside to the whole thing is that it's set to a song by Usher.

The wait is finally over, the enthralling new instalment of the craft of conflict arrives this year - prepare yourself!

This must be the cutest war to ever have been fought, if fought is the right term for confused felines reacting to a remote-controlled robot who flings discs at them. The Singularity just got a lot more adorable.

Clearly some of these people are mentally unstable but there is one douchebag who puts his hand in a bin to find a napkin to wipe his mouth with. Thats just moronic.

This skateboard stunt is what happens when you have too much time and lighter fluid on your hands. Don't attempt this. It requires a professional level of stupidity.

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

Working in a butchers shop means you always need to keep an eye on your employees, especially when they're making your tea !

This guy’s got a whole barrel of excuses as to why he may’ve strayed while with his girlfriend, from shrooms to peyote, drugs can really make you do anything. But don’t worry, a diamond makes it all better.

Just like the Eskimos use huskies to pull their snow sled, this gnarly skater swaps huskies for pitbulls, snow for suburban streets and a sled for a skateboard to show how to get around your neighborhood like a boss.

WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.