Bottle Launcher Kid FAIL!

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

Some people get a cab, this guy has to run. But forget running on pavements, that's too easy. He's got to do it the hard way by clambering across Church walls, through railings, and launching himself across children's playgrounds.

Like running on a treadmill and drinking wasn't already hard enough.. LOL

They turn this little league game into an all star performance for these young baseball players. - AWESOME!!!

Seven college kids on spring break jump on a trampoline at the same time and launch this chick over 10 feet into the air.

If you've never heard of Dom Mazzetti, just think Jersey Shore but with a lower IQ. He might be as dumb as a dox of frogs, but he's pretty damn entertaining. Here he is talking about his favourite past-time.

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

Hey, little girl. Go ahead and taunt that sheep. Make fun of it and hit it with food. It is just a mindless creature, right? Wrong. You are dead wrong. And you're about to realize it.

For the hundreds of times I got beaned while at bat its hard to feel sorry for a pitcher getting dropped by a line drive. Not as bad as in the nuts, but some of these balls are going FAST!

Arnold brings the intensity that the story needs.. -COOL!