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Ba Duh Buh Buh Buh... I'm luggin it.. EW

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

So long as you noticed this little prank before you began the evacuation of the happy fudge tunnel, you might be alright. Otherwise it's gonna get messy...

Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...

You can't blame the wiener for looking as happy as it does, and slathering at the prospect of what it could do to this beauty. My wiener had exactly the same reaction when I saw this slim looking honey in tiny shorts and top.

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

Prepare to witness a journey from pretty girl to hot chick to human sink plunger in only 7 years. It's a good lesson in the IS a limit to trying to look beautiful - OMG!

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

There's not a goddamn thing on this green earth that isn't improved at least ten fold with the addition of a pair of googly eyes. It's so simple but so freaking hilarious! That's it, I'm buying some right now.

Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.

As if the world wasn't terrifying enough, imagine if a giant robot controlled by the mind of a dog was a weapon the world had to contend with. Maybe it could've been tamed with a Tyrannosaurus's leg bone or something.