Kitty Tetherball

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

If you want some self defence lessons, you want to be taking them from a man in a sleeveless t-shirt. If possible he should also be wearing baggy stars-and-stripes joggers as well. The mullet is optional.

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

Don't you hate when uninvited guests drop in at your house? It's almost unbearable!

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

You can just tell from the outset that this isn't the best idea he's ever had. Huge silo. Hammer aimed at it's base. I dunno, at least if he manages to kill himself he is only strengthening the gene pool...

By now you've probably seen the "stuff girls say" videos floating around YouTube. This one takes the idea and inverts it. Put simply, here is a list of things you'll probably never hear any girl say. Ever.

It's a flying machine and it's spherical. That might sounds a bit stupid but that means it's good for traffic and parking is a breeze to boot! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

The Smith & Wesson 500 handgun isn't just a gun. It also makes a great juicer. Slow down time and all of a sudden nature becomes very interesting subject matter - Prepare to witness awesomeness in action!

It’s good to know that if you’re ever in the company of Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig and Chris O’Dowd they know how to catch an annoying fly. And not just catch it either, but eat it too. WTF!?!