Nearly Picking Up Chicks

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

Prepare to witness the bitrh of a new meme! This is the most amusing advert for a bed invading taxidermists that you will see today. Guaranteed. Speak to Chuck Testa. He knows what's up.

Foreplay. It’s a tricky area, literally. Since time eternal man has struggled with getting it right. Woman have been left frustrated, men confused. How long can we all go on like this? What can we do to sort out this sticky mess?

Rap was a newer musical art form back in the 80s and people didn't know what it was. Thank goodness these kids came around to explain it. Now you can hit the streets and get your cred!

Apparently this gathering of overpriced luxury automobiles has broken a world record. I'm not sure exactly which one. Maybe the record the the largest number of teeny tiny penises ever gathered in one place?

I hope you've got a strong stomach because this fail is so spectacular that it may make you a little queasy. Well, if you're not a fan of seeing a back-to-front foot hanging off someone's shin that is...

A small plane comes in for a landing and slams a massive bird that gets stuck on its left wing.

EPIC-EPIC-EPIC! Sometimes the music hits you, and sometimes you punch the music right back.....in the jaw! I hope, at least for this rapper, that the hits just keep on coming. OUCH!

And people wonder why you should wear protective clothing on a superbike!? A biker loses his balance and suffers some road rash. He should have kept his training wheelies on during this stunt.

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

Welll we know what this guy does on his weekends..WTF!