Friendly Neighbourhood Spidey

Some call him their 'friendly neighborhood Spider-Man'. Seems to me he's more than friendly. Friendly is saying hi. performing the helicopter-dong in a intimate setting is a whole other level...

Countdown has hit zero but the world is still here so it definitely wasn’t a countdown to armageddon BUT this is still weird as hell !!

It takes every ounce of my restraint not to make a dirty joke about this cat's tongue problem. This cat is either seeing things that mere humans fail to perceive...or it's totally nuts - wtf!?!

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

You remember the 90's don't you? That was when the only thing worse than wearing a mullet was being the guy who slammed face-first into the end of a ski jump at a family amusement park... while wearing a mullet.

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

Normally when watching a fail video of a kid on a skateboard you expect to see them crash and burn, landing in a wicked scorpion grind and coating the street with their facial features. This isn't like that though. Weird.

Just more evidence that cats are total dicks. A montage of cats doing what they do best. A compilation of dick move after dick move after dick move, all being perpetrated by our feline friends. Golden.

This kid plays the red dot game, and gets a great surprise for finishing level 1.. - LOL

YouTube poster “Baracksdubs” edited together the president’s speeches so it sounds like he is singing Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off. And, in case you were wondering, Obama gets down to the sick beat.