Trampoline Ski Jump FAIL!

You remember the 90's don't you? That was when the only thing worse than wearing a mullet was being the guy who slammed face-first into the end of a ski jump at a family amusement park... while wearing a mullet.

In this animated parody, YouTube channel Dorkly imagines how things might turn out if some of your favorite childhood video game characters didn't have to abide by any rules and could do what they liked.

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

This guy rotates his tires every six thousand miles... no matter where he is.

This kid hangs from the rimm after a dunk and his buddy tosses a ball full court smacking him directly in the head and off the basket.

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

This occurs around towns and cities all over the planet every Friday and Saturday night, so much that the streets run yellow with rivers of urine. But it’s not always about just finding a secluded alley and letting it flow forth

Nothing to see here, just President Barack Obama going for a casual stroll across Times Square with his entourage in tow. Well, not the actual president but a fake one—but that doesn’t stop the crowds from coming out en-masse.

Life is all about balance, too much of one thing and it collapses. Is it any surprise the chair got fed up with the demands the fat guy was placing on it and just quit?

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.