Z-Board - Electric Skateboard

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.

Sure, driving with an old lady would be annoying, but you would get to park in handicapped spots.

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!

He really dropped the space ball on this one. I think i might prefer the original ending, its a bit happier.

Whoever said the United States was vast never saw this! A trip around the country compressed into less than five minutes? That's still several seconds too long in some states to dwell on.

The stakes are high with this fight. The loser gets a free meal and has to keep it down.

Nothing matters to 12 year old Jenna Rose. She's only concerned about...her JEANS. When you thought it couldn't get any worse after Rebecca Black abused us with the 'It's Friday', along comes Jenna Jose to finish us all off.

A buzzard keeps flying in and out of the spinning blades on a wind turbine until he gets his wing clipped and ends up slamming into the ground.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

Looks like the Grim Reaper is trying to get a headstart on that whole ''Til death do us part' thing.

I take back any time I've refused to wear a helmet at any time in my life. This is one lucky kid.