Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Can you think of a better way to spend 48 hours than with $10,000 bucks to spend doing whatever you want? Here's your chance to make it happen. (presented by Garnier Fructis)

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

This is the only time you don't have to really worry after the condom breaks.

Sometimes the internet is incredibly insightful, interesting and educational. Other times, this sort of thing happens. Sure, it's entertaining, but it's about as much use a smeg flavoured lollipop.

The title says it all - Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth SHUT!

This chick dances around the room and crashes through a table, proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention

It's Christmas soon and that means time to look back on the year - 30+ of the year’s biggest pop songs are combined into one video for you to consume like a ravenous gannet.

Jordan Caron gets the hardest check of his life. Maybe they call it 'check' because you need to check to see if he's still breathing afterward.

This is pretty nasty, maybe Marty should change his name to Oedipus. But I suppose in Marty's defence his mom is pretty hot, I certainly would but then I'm not her son. Dude. Sick!

It wasn't like this when I was a kid. These guys have perfected their art and fitted all the cars with warp drives to make them go just short of the speed of light. In a race like this though, there are no winners...