Censorship Tells The Wrong Story

The government has us all in the palm of its collective hand... instead of president, Obama should been elected to the office of pivot man... A lot more people would pay attention to politics if this happened more often.

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!!! When I first saw this i actually right clicked to check if it was an animated gif. You win this round trollface, but I'll be back...

It may just be schadenfreude but there really is nothing in the world more cozy and comforting that laying in bed dozing while someone else is getting ready for work.

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?

NO, you are not dreaming, or maybe you are, depending on what your current relationship status is at the moment? BUT. If i was to wake up to this every morning i'd be set for life - WOW!

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

Not sure where they got all these statistics from, but there's a whole bunch of them, from the average time a pr0n film is watch to how many people admit to enjoying some time along with themselves. Learn it then impress your friends.

God i love a good 'cocktail', the preparation in mixing the different liquids, the right amount of ice, the pouring of the finished liquid into the right glass......*WAIT!?

Yeah, this pic pretty much sums up the Republican hypocrisy. Less government involvement in business, but they have no problem with the government telling us how to live!

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.