Obey Biatch!

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?

Everyone's getting all excited about the post-PC age of computing that's about to dawn on us, using cloud technology so we can have access to our computers anywhere we go.

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.

So long as you noticed this little prank before you began the evacuation of the happy fudge tunnel, you might be alright. Otherwise it's gonna get messy...

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

The end of the world is drawing near and if you believe in prophecy than you cannot fail to see the warning signs. In case you need some reminding what these signs are you can see the destruction of our planet unfolding here.

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.