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Hairy Martinis
God i love a good 'cocktail', the preparation in mixing the different liquids, the right amount of ice, the pouring of the finished liquid into the right glass......*WAIT!?
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If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.
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It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.
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Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. But never did he think it would link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
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If social networking was a thing back in the 1940s, this sort of thing would have totally happened. I wouldn't have known as I'd be to busy face-stalking Marilyn Monroe...
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I'm not sure exactly what the heck this thing is, but I'd surely poop a brick if I ever caught one! Then, after i had recovered and cleaned myself up I'd dump him in the public pool!
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I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?
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Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.
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Given how much I love beer, it would be heartwarming to know that beer loved me back, even if that love was expressed through the medium of froth.
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Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!
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Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!
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