Asshole Of the Year

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.

Looks like he's bitten off way more than he can chew. Considering how badly this goes, do you think he practiced this ever before? Well he has certainly got me psyched on martial arts so I'd better be off down to the Dojo......

He might not be the most attractive guy in the world but he does have talent. If you count chugging a pint in one second flat a talent that is. Still, he could definitely benefit from a swift wardrobe change...

Chances are you really wanted to be good at yoyoing as a kid, but in reality your yoyo just smashed into the ground every time you attempted to do a trick—this kid doesn't have that problem.

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

A female monkey jumps on the hood of a car and is looking to go for more than just a car ride.

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

It looks as if female athletics just took two steps forward and a massive shoulder to the chest back...to the floor and a possible KO! - Resulting in a BIG fat lip and a large bump on head - OUCH!

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

SCIENCE! Being able to topple a domino weighing a 100lbs using one that is only 5mm high and 1mm thick is pretty god-damn awesome. It's all thanks to science, or physics, or one of those other boring things you learned at school.