3 Ways The Web Keeps You From Scoring

How to score with chicks on the internet.. as told by a hot chick on the internet. - LOL

Now it'd be pretty easy to mock this guy, which is why I'm not going to. It would be mean, no sport at all, and might even be the catalyst that would tip him over the edge and make him do something you'd read about in the news.

You might have thought it wasn't possible, but South Park have somehow managed it, they've made the character of Randy Marsh even more bizarre, disturbing, and, of course, downright hilarious.

If you feell the need for speed then cast aside thoughts of a powerful car or a speedy superbike, what you really want is a very steep hil, some buddies without brains....AND ... A kiddie trike! It's time to live fast & die dumb!

Apparently, there is crying in baseball.

Anita has not been to Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves obviously missed her but to be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

Absolutely nothing goes right in this girl's attempt at a scare prank. Dude, think quick, she's already in the box. I think it's a perfect time to ship her to somewhere very remote.

Aww, the dog is helping tell the story of the babies' birth! When you are trying to capture a family magic moment you can rely on the household pets to perform some extreme photobombing!

She's half Vietnamese, half French, & all hotness. Those lips could float across the Atlantic. Bee stung? More like inflatables, forget a life raft you just need her with you when your ship sinks.

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.