South Park - Randy Marsh's C*ck Magic

You might have thought it wasn't possible, but South Park have somehow managed it, they've made the character of Randy Marsh even more bizarre, disturbing, and, of course, downright hilarious.

It just goes to show that teddy bears & fish can coexist. But then something...something dreadful happens. This video will tear out your heart & brutally stomp all over it, but be brave little teddy. Be brave.

How urgent is your journey to the other side of this bridge, maybe go the long way this time? This is what happens when you let your engineers drink Vodka during lunch break.

If you thought being a butcher was an unskiled job, think again. This guy is a freaking artist. His medium is delicious bacon. That makes him the best type of artist as well! Mmmmmm. OM NOM NOM.

You have to give this little feline points for trying, it's almost too cute. It doesn't like the reflection it sees in the mirror and goes crazy trying to attack it.

In Soviet Russia, grenade throws YOU! Regular stuntmen might be exceptional in terms of courage and lunacy, but most Russians have their crazy streak hardwired in from birth. The combination of Russian & Stuntman is breathtaking.

Is this impressive or does it just show how lame of a genre dub step actually is. If you can make a song using one of these then surely the genre has to be a complete joke?

Sometimes it's a good idea to evaluate the potential outcome carnage of FAIL before attempting anything. This guy slips while hanging upside down on a swing set and is knocked out cold.

They are bursting to get out of the restrictive strain of that T-shirt. Let them be free, release them so they can bounce openly for us all to gawp at & admire. For that is the way of the bewb.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

The only explanation I can come up with for this is that you reach a certain age and you start looking for ways to die.