Twilight Still Sucks

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

Trying to impress chicks with your new smartphone ends in presidential FAIL! Putin is practically a James Bond villain. all he needs is a Persian cat and sharks with lazer beams!

We all know that the British like a drink, but from the look of this photo they also really like gutters. So much so that they'll give them a cheeky kiss.

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

If you relied on the media for realistic body image then this photoshop disaster will probably cause you great relief.

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

It's time to act like a man and be responsible, and also sample some of the fringe benefits of practicing some 'safe sex' at the same time - YEEHAH!

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.