The Best Way To Make Friends

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

It you are a single female with a cat and are just about to embark on a relationship with that hunk you met at the beach, heed this warning! You will ALWAYS be single as long as you have a cat!!!

Stuck for a stocking filler present for the little 'uns this Xmas Well, don't despair because it seems there's a big recommendation right here for some good wholesome family entertainment. They'll scream with joy!

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

Not content with having claws that rip through any clothing (or skin) you might just happen to put in their way it looks as if those feline fighters are now learning the ways of the ninja - Be afraid!

In answer to the question posed in the title, it appears the weed is at this guy's house. It looks ordinary from the outside but inside it's a dealer’s perfect lair with a forest of plants and escape route tunnel. Impressive work for a stoner.

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

Like whoa! That is a big one, huge in fact, she'll be there all day. It's proper hairy though, if she doesn't trim it down now it's going to get out of hand. No one likes an unshaven beaver!

If you're going to use one of those overly-posed, duck-faced pouting shots that are the norm for social networking sites, at least make sure your wobbly gut isn't on show to make me want to slice my eyeballs in two.