Kids Love It

Stuck for a stocking filler present for the little 'uns this Xmas Well, don't despair because it seems there's a big recommendation right here for some good wholesome family entertainment. They'll scream with joy!

The movies abide by their own laws, where all delivery trucks are actually government spies, no one can shoot properly and all the other incongruous things that never happen in real life. To help you here's a handy chart.

Girls know if you're staring at their bewbs, they can tell, even if you're looking at their reflection from across a crowded room. They just know, it's some sixth sense. Damn. Doesn't mean you should stop doing it though.

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

If might sounds a bit unusual in terms of make-up etiquette, but on the upside she smells good enough to eat. Someone get me a spoon, quick.

If you're not an avid Pokemon player then you'll be able to help this guy out. His struggling to remember where in the Pokemon canon this name lies.

Sasha advises to floss regularly to get rid of all those hard to reach oral infestations, she's obviuosly a professional who takes her work very seriously :)

They might look big and tough in all that body armour and lycra, but they have feelings too ya'know? If this does happen make sure the guy taking pity isn't a dick, or a called 'A Johnson'.

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

Not hard to do if you're standing there with a fat dude wearing speedos, but when it's a female who looks like this, the game flips to nightmare difficulty...

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.