The 'Not Quite' Human Centipede

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

When a shark has gotten this close, warning you buddy is kinda pointless, you should just try and get a verbal agreement that you can have all his stuff.

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

This picture features something we all find dear to our hearts, once you see it resting on the bed, looking all alluring, you'll realise how much your truly do love such things. It brings back to many memories of being young and single.

Finally, in one picture we find out how the universe was created AND we find out the egg definitely came before the chicken!

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.