Two Mysteries Solved!

Finally, in one picture we find out how the universe was created AND we find out the egg definitely came before the chicken!

The blackboard is the stuff of contention and this shows an example of the Rashomon effect, where different people see different things, making the contents of this image the one unerring truth in an ever changing universe.

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Ah.. a nice warm spot to breast - I mean rest..-LOL

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

There are many types of lesbian haircut, there's the Bieber, the mullet, the crew cut. A whole variety of them and here's a handy chart to help you identify the different types. Just in case you thought you were a man.

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

It took a while but we are now seeing the benefits of having a black president - One of the things I've looked forward to the most when we got a brother in office - LEGALIZE WEED! You go Barry!

Well, you can be sure, I DON'T wish my girlfriend was as hot as this..

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!