Watering Shoes Is Serious Business!

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

This is what real friends are made of. If your buddy won't lie in a puddle of urine while you stand on him and relieve yourself into a urinal, he's not your buddy.

Not sure where they got all these statistics from, but there's a whole bunch of them, from the average time a pr0n film is watch to how many people admit to enjoying some time along with themselves. Learn it then impress your friends.

Our grandfathers watched their buddies die face down in the mud so that future generations of men could dye and spike their hair, wear pink wigs, and prance about like a limp fairy.

She'd have to be a hooker for that..

Calling someone a noob or a no-lifer is an entirely subjective statement. It's just about how they compare with you in terms of noobness vs basement-dwelling neckbeard quotient.

Why is it that Apple can come up with all kinds of awesome new technologies, but they can't come up with a simple fix for a huge problem like this?

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

You've probably seen a notice like this up before, next to an office printer, so if you want your coworkers to think you're a laugh riot, appropriate this gag as your own. Go on. I won't tell anyone.