Teamwork

This is what real friends are made of. If your buddy won't lie in a puddle of urine while you stand on him and relieve yourself into a urinal, he's not your buddy.

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two, on the one hand you have skinny, lifeless beings with dead eyes walking the earth listlessly, on the other you have zombies. ithankyou!

Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.

If you're going to put an advert on the side of a bus it's probably best to have a think about the placement of the wheels and make sure that they don't end up looking like a pair of wazzo jubblies.

If you're against it then you're an idiot. Like these people. In 40 years time you will look like nothing more than reactionary rednecks who take their religion far too seriously. Which you probably are...

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence?