TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Drunk girls, when they're not ripping each other's clothes off and rolling around together, they're trying to eat each other's faces off. Now who would want to argue with that? Seems like a perfectly acceptable thing to be doing.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

Prepare to witness some seriously hardcore work safety code violations that will get you reaching for a hardhat and staring in wonder at the genius that went into thinking that this was a safe way to perform a task. Epic.

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.

With the UK government & press issuing photofits of the culprits, celebs hide in fear. Not content with fame & fortume these celebrities have taken to the streets to steal sneakers, cell phones & set fire to cop cars.

They chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say!

Another girl-filled gallery of incredibly cute, but off-puttingly weird women. Whether it's their bizarre cosplay behaviour, wide-ranging perculiar activity, or just outright WTFness, there's something odd about each and every one of them.

It's that time again. Monday morning. Time for another of our patent pended diabolically delectable dumps. If you don't get at least 75% of your daily allowance of lolz from this we offer a full moneyback guarantee!

Drool over 'wholesome' teens, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!

Another collection of snaps sullied by silliness. Some are intentional and posed but the best ones are those that just happen spontaneously.