TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Rule no.1 ladies: Never f#ck around with what nature has endowed you with, if you have been bestowed with ample assets then celebrate the fact that you will be gazed upon and adored like a goddess by all mankind.

It's been a long week (isn't it always) and now it's all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks & beer are always good to try & boy, chicks know just how to do it SO well!

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there's one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with oversized wheel rims.

Lets be honest most guys are pretty much dirty dogs when it comes to chicks and when they don't think anyone is watching them, or they are with their friends they're even worse. So when we get busted it's pretty damn funny.

If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.

Will there ever be too many gorgeous girls on the planet? If you answered yes to that question shame on your family, you may leave planet Earth now. If you answered no, then you're in for a treat :)

So you took the time out to create movie posters using Lego characters. Who's going to be the true hero and actually remake the entire movies with Legos now?

Ex-WWE Diva Stacy Keibler sure does look hot. Currently dating George Clooney, this chick has given up the world of piledrivers and body slams for photographers and skimpy underwear. Good call, Stacy.

Here's something interesting to put in your house, a Tessla coil, just one tiny little mistake & it's crispy human time. Still, it does look kinda awesome so maybe it's worth taking a risk over? I would!

It's not true when people say you have to get ahead in life to enjoy all it's rich rewards, sometimes it's waay better to be the one 'behind', especially when it comes to cute chicks - Aint life a peach!