Olivia Wilde

Yep, she's super trouser arousingly hot, and yet somehow when she's starring alongside craggy faced Hugh Laurie she manages to transcend the out-of-ten scale and score an epic 13. Fapfapfap.

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

WOW, i can't remember being so excited since first watch Star Wars Episode 1V for the first time. I think i'm in love, this is it, she WILL be mine .....*WAIT ..... NOOOOOoooooooo!

Let's see if you can predict the outcome of this contest Paul!

It's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!

Arachnophobia is a debilitating affliction. You don't even need to be a sufferer to feel it's sting. If your flatmate has it, you could come home to this.

First we had Google, a thing of pure simplicity in a world full of crappy complicated search engines. Then came YouTube and our easy browsing life was complete. However, they just couldn't resist ADDING sh#t! :(

So, you've made a decision to abstain from sexual relations with the opposite sex and you seem to be doing pretty well with it all. That was before the summer arrived and you hit the beach. You are now doomed to FAIL!

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.