Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia is a debilitating affliction. You don't even need to be a sufferer to feel it's sting. If your flatmate has it, you could come home to this.

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

Literally......WTF!?!

While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.

Don't listen to those people who taunt you in the street about the fact you are a geek a a wastezoid, spending all your life in a make-believe world. When they meet a moose it will be them who will be in trouble. Epic!

So, just where did the inspiration come from behind the profound lyrics in Rebecca Black's track "Friday"? What other song in the popular music canon makes reference to the minutiae of a week day? Hmmm...

..You may pass out in awkward places. FAIL

OMG-omg-omg! How the hell do these things grow so frikking big and how far do i live from the nearest one? Something tells me that being afraid of a tiny cockroach is not a good thing. Sh#t just got real.

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL

Remember that cute little TV show Tellitubbies that your kid brother/sister/YOU used to watch, can you recall the baby sun that used to shine over them? Well, prepare to feel very old my friend!