Abstinence Is A Real Biatch

So, you've made a decision to abstain from sexual relations with the opposite sex and you seem to be doing pretty well with it all. That was before the summer arrived and you hit the beach. You are now doomed to FAIL!

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

In this dog-eat-dog world we live in, it's nice to see this big guy watching out for the little guys!

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

Ok, so it's one of those challenges that you see every day and go "pfft, no way", except this works! Believe it or not, this even works for "Bacon". I am speechless.

If you haven't been paying attention up until now and need this summarised in a single sentence: Cats are douchebags. Adorable, fluffy only-eating-the-middle-of-their-food douchebags.

Apart from it being a very good form of exercise and stamina builder it also gets you away from your laptop into the big wide world. And of course there are the beautiful views!

There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!

If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.

It's not enough to walk around with a boring plastic bag any more, to stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.

When it comes to the threat of competition and dominance from another species us humans are none to keen on the wannabe pretenders to the throne. But when it comes to hamburgers...well!