The Ultimate Hoverhand

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

Oh lawd. Two things that should never be seen together have actually been combined. Intentionally. What fresh hell is this? SOCKS AND SANDALS!? NOOOOO!!!!

You can just tell his whole life story by looking at this picture - I'll bet he is the hardest guy in the whole trailer park!

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!

Ok, so you have the 'duckface' pretty much perfected so now it's time for a tougher challenge. It's time to (wo)man up and attempt a fivehead - Your parents/aunt and uncle/brother and sister will be so proud.

Cats might look like they're smart and as though they think they're better than you, but occasionally, everyone has to get their derp on. Evern cats.

Stuck for a stocking filler present for the little 'uns this Xmas Well, don't despair because it seems there's a big recommendation right here for some good wholesome family entertainment. They'll scream with joy!

Now here's a very handy app that any self-respecting iPhone user would 'die' for, i'm really hoping on the V2 Beta release they incorporate the camera mode so you can film yourself FAILing.

In the UK they have come up with a simple and radical solution to the bullying problem in schools, it's sage-like advice from douchebags who have obviously never been to sensitivity training.