Maslows Hierarchy of Internet Needs

Leave it to Abraham Maslow to put into such a simple graph how we spend our days on the Internet. Scarily accurate!

Dude is like a honey badger. He just don't care. Also, he was doing it since before being blase was even cool. He might look like a dork, but he's a veritable Fonzie.

The humble Lada is such a shady automobile, so steeped in negative infamy that not even the crash test dummies want to be caught in the drivers seat.

When Mr. F. Alone gets bored, he likes to play with his friends. Unfortunately for him his friends are all dolls and nobody wants to come and hang out with him, poolside. It's got to be bad when even a pool won't entice people...

If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.

Well, looks like the guy in the back will be spending the night by himself..

Thats the trouble with being a cat, it's a solitary life when you are out in the wild, stalking potential snacks and making sure the neighbourhood dog is terrified of you. You start to get slightly paranoid.

Ever loved your electrical gadget so much you could eat it? Well now you can! You've heard how the Scottish like a deep friend Mars bar, right? Well, this is the next step. OM NOM NOM!!!

Walruses are large, terrifying beasts, who pull their behemoth bodies along, showing off their giant tusks that could rip through your body like a hit knife through butter. But killing them is easy, when you know how.

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL