Oh Hai Girls!

When Mr. F. Alone gets bored, he likes to play with his friends. Unfortunately for him his friends are all dolls and nobody wants to come and hang out with him, poolside. It's got to be bad when even a pool won't entice people...

In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

Want a girlfriend? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.

Lets face it, when it comes to 'certain' things chicks have a totally different perspective than dudes on how the world works. Some of these examples will make sense to any guy who has ever been in a relationship with a female.

Not sure if he's talking about the microphone in this picture, or his womanhood. But whatever it is, if he can be a belieber, if he really wants to make that change, he can do it. Maybe.

Street artist Banksy makes a statement about the olympics and the slightly over-the-top security surrounding them in this soon to be washed off stencil.

She's recently been on the interwebs looking nervous about signing a fan's picture of her getting out of a car exposing her pussy. Well now we finally get to see what alll the fuss is about - Awwww!