Left Out

Well, looks like the guy in the back will be spending the night by himself..

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

What has someone done to her poor Pokemon teddy bear, they've...they've...they've outraged common decency. But at least Pikachu can satisfy her now.

You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.

Cats might look like they're smart and as though they think they're better than you, but occasionally, everyone has to get their derp on. Evern cats.

If you relied on the media for realistic body image then this photoshop disaster will probably cause you great relief.

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?