Cucumber Cutie

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

Thrones? Why, what did I say? Am I the only one that thinks all movies and TV shows should be rated like this, perhaps in the listings, so you don't waste your precious time?

He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn. This one however just wants a nice glass of Chianti and a cigar the width of his own leg. Too much to ask?

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

Being an atheist's pretty cool, you can laugh at religious people and do what the hell you like without any superstitious fear of divine retribution. But then when you die, it's a bit of a bummer.

If you're against it then you're an idiot. Like these people. In 40 years time you will look like nothing more than reactionary rednecks who take their religion far too seriously. Which you probably are...

Why they got to be hatin? If you find this van parked in your neighborhood, it might be a good time to find a new place to live - for your children's sake!

Being a fantasy do-gooder isn't all it's cracked up to be - And you thought they all had easy lives didn't you. They have the same problems and the rest of us.