Quite The Amazing Shoestore!

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

Oh man, it's a really sad day, your mom was on of the greatest skydiver of her generation and now it's so terrible to hear about what happened. But to remember her, they've named the lake "Lake Yo Mama".

Now how fast could that kid have possibly been going.. -LOL

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?

Also known as Walter White. If you're a fan of Breaking Bad you're probably already throwing fistfuls of cash at you monitor while you read this. I know I am.

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It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

I doubt apathy is the reason it's not reacting to a total invasion of it's space. More like it is biding it's time and waiting for your concentration to be elsewhere. Cat owner, prepare to have cat shit on your bed!