Paranoid Cat Is Paranoid.

Thats the trouble with being a cat, it's a solitary life when you are out in the wild, stalking potential snacks and making sure the neighbourhood dog is terrified of you. You start to get slightly paranoid.

Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.

The end of the world is drawing near and if you believe in prophecy than you cannot fail to see the warning signs. In case you need some reminding what these signs are you can see the destruction of our planet unfolding here.

Back in the days before the interwebs and email everyone had to send their message via snail mail, I've been told. How the heck did that ever work??

This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.

I certainly hope they were practicing safe sex!

I guess when you see a sign displayed like this you can't help break the rules by pulling out a camera and recording the event for those long nights in front of you computer :)

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?

Dirty Harry wouldn't have been quite so cool if he had come face to face with Dustin Hoffman as he failed to go full retard. Your move, Clint.