Snail Mail

Back in the days before the interwebs and email everyone had to send their message via snail mail, I've been told. How the heck did that ever work??

It doesn't always work out in real life like it does in the movies. Well, unless the film you're talking about is The Runaway Bride, in which case, maybe...

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

If you own a cat or have ever been in close proximity to one you know. Cat's are not shy about flashing the choco starfish. In fact if you're not careful they'll rub the rusty sherriff's badge in your face too.

With summer approaching it means Hollywood bring out the big guns and the effects-laden action movies to try and get everyone out of the sun and into a darkened cinema. But you know you'll just illegally download them instead.

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

Ok, so this dude(?) is starting to outgrow his size 6 boots and i'm guessing is pissing most of the male teneage population. If you're jealous of this 17 year old tween pop star please take a ticket & join the queue.

Leaning about kickback from firing a weapon is something you generally only ever need to learn once. If you've felt the full force of a gun to the eye, you may still have the scars to prove it...

Well, that shoots THAT idea out of the sky..