When Judges Attack!

The Broward County, Florida court system has a new action hero in this judge, who flies off of his bench when a criminal starts to become violent

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

Girls-girls-girls, it's always best to know your limits, however cute you might think you are! I don't think I have ever seen someone rotate less on a backflip attempt. I don't think she even completed a quarter of a turn.

Busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.

Much like Minecraft, Skyrim is becoming less of a game more of a sandbox for you to create your own games and amuse yourself in. This guy makes good use of a drawbridge and a bunch of naked corpses...

A skater being towed by a biker suddenly realizes that he'd probably be better off rolling on his face rather than his skateboard. Both plans lacked merit.

This poor guy kicks back the bathroom door after his buddies check on him and it ends up busting off the hinges and crashing back into his head.

I never was that big of a fan of the original version, but i know good music when i hear it and the Tourettes Karaoke guy fixed it for me. I wonder when he has an album coming out?

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*