What NOT to do when you're being arrested

Well, this guy's got some balls.. and a good story to tell! - LOL

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

This kid slips less than one second into a rail grind and lands nuts first on a steel rail. I wonder if he's been told about the facts of life, because it's meaningless to him now - OUCH!

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

If game shows were comprised of just this, i'd watch them all. It takes a special kind of person to think that an operating room is where you might find an operator and this compilation is chock full of special people.

Running around the battlefield armed only with some chest paddles might sound lame but these guys make it look like the most fun you can have in a first person shooter. I know which class I'm going to be using from now on...

A polar bear attacks a woman who was in the middle of a bathroom break. Someone should tell this polar bear that No means Noooooooooooooo!

Eating a cupcake is surely one of life's most challenging tasks. Sure, getting it in your mouth is easy, but doing it without covering yourself in frosting like some cupcake starved subhuman beast? Now THAT is hard.

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

A skater being towed by a biker suddenly realizes that he'd probably be better off rolling on his face rather than his skateboard. Both plans lacked merit.

I knew google was massive but i didnt know it had gone this far. Be careful what you ask for becasue it might just come true.