Ski Rail Nut Shot!

This kid slips less than one second into a rail grind and lands nuts first on a steel rail. I wonder if he's been told about the facts of life, because it's meaningless to him now - OUCH!

He might be a mighty wizard but that doesn't mean he won't take a few moments out of his busy day to nod along to some european background noise while he waits for his stop in an elevator or whatever.

It might be a touch out of tune and the tempo may faulter from time to time, but c'mon, it's a freaking laserbeam. Cut it some slack. Also, when you see what it's etching while playing the song you'll sh#t bricks.

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.

If you have seen Alien then you most likely love it and will appreciate this blocky 60 second memory jogger. If you've not then I'm pretty sure you are committing some sort of crime against celluloid. Go watch it now!

This girl's split-leg collision was clearly an accident, but that didn't stop the dumpster from bragging about it to his friends later.

This chick is celebrating a goal with her boyfriend when she learns the people behind her are rooting for the other team.

If your a fan of the humble harmonica and like to see it being played by someone who more than likely just sold their soul for skillz, then you're in luck. These guys are so badass they even add in some beatbox.

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.

Surviving is something that every life form aims for but harsh circumstances can make it next to impossible. Against the odds these plucky peeps have managed to suck it up, roll the dice and win, even if it means resorting to cannibalism.

BirGirPall has compiled a collection of his most amusing kills, trolls and general rage inducing antics in Battlefield 3 to commemorate the 2 year anniversary of his first BF3 vid. All hail the BF3 troll master.