Weapons Of Mass Distraction

These are one of our favourite types of galleries, featuring cute, girls with ample assets! Our only concern is that we never get asked why we won't look them in the eye. There's far too much else to be looking at!

I hate to think of a chick in trouble & i'm always willing to cum to a maiden in distress, i would gladly lend a hand to handle this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

The dimples of Venus (also known as back dimples) are sagittally symmetrical indentations sometimes visible on the human lower back, just superior to the gluteal cleft. Ok, lesson over for today, now sit back and enjoy.

When adverts are too controversial to be shown in public then they have served a purpose beyond their remit and so they end up where these have gone, the graveyard of adverts. For shame.

Wedgies are bad enough wearing men's underwear, now take a moment to imagine how much that's gotta hurt with thongs...OUCH!

Man, it’s tough being rich. You may think you have a hard time making ends meet and trying to pay the rent/mortgage/maintain your Star Wars action figure collection, but that’s nothing compared to the dilemmas besetting the uber rich.

Hailing from the North Shore of Kauai, cute Alana Blanchard is one of the top 5 most popular women surfers on Earth - She's down to earth, beautiful and charges infamous Banzai Pipeline. She's a pin-up who can surf.

Think of it as pr0n for powerpoint. The stuff that makes mathematicians hot under the collar, and in this gallery the medium has been lovingly subverted to the cause of lolz. it's enough for the inner-nerd in you to explode.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

Oh the HORROR! A collection of high-performance vehicles that have been left abandoned at Dubai airport, left by rich people who think nothing of letting a car that costs more than some people's home, to rot.

If you type 'Beauty' into Google, you won't see many black faces, because Google is racist. (It's true, honest.... Google it) Here on Slacker we're equal opportunities oglers & we love black beauties.