Watermelon Torture Slo Mo

If you enjoyed the watermelon torture vide we posted where a watermelon is evaporated using rubber bands, you'll like this. It's exactly the same thing but in beautiful eye-candy slow motion replay.

Thank the ninja gods that Jackie has spoken out against a crime against humanity: Little kids doing karate in movies. He kicks the crap out of those little bastards. Go Jackie!

Sometimes the best laid plans go FUBAR - It was a really good set up until he was knocked out cold - OMFG!

We have no idea how this complete idiot film student got to interview John Cusack but we know it'll never happen again, how can she be so frikking......oh wait, it's ok....she's a blonde.

Over 2 minutes of watching people with more money than sense crashing and failing. Still, their FAIL is our internet viewing pleasure gain. What more could you want to see on a Monday?

With all the repugnant crap that George Lucas has done in terms of cashing in on his past successes, you'd have thought a decent idea like doing a Star Wars manga would have happened by now. Nope. This is a fan project.

South London is a war-torn urban morass full of crime, hate, and squalor. It’s mostly been abandoned by humankind except for a few feral beings who roam the vast wastelands of Croydon, looking for an angry fix.

Even the Fresh Prince of Bel Air needs an heir, and it could be this little girl. She seems like she could be the only person that still likes poor old Will any more. Except for his son maybe?

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...