Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

Probably one of the more unusual morning rituals, even for a dog. 'Chaos' here likes to wake himself up in the mornings by sliding down the staircase on his side. Is he unique or just 'special'?

Sleeping on someone's sofa till 5.30pm is bad enough, but when you see this meat heads underwear you are going to laugh your ass off. Welcome to hotel HELL!

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.

Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.

BirGirPall brings his unique brand of hilarity to the game Dishonoured by throwing bottles and severed heads at people and refusing to come out of a dumpster. Oh, and jumping on people, Mario style. Genius.

Ever wondered what’s going on in your brain after smoking a fatty boombatty bifta? Well, these guys are willing to fill you in on all the details, thankfully skipping out all that Devil’s Harvest and Reefer Madness nonsense.

You might think that horses are big and dumb and only worthy of being ground up and put into cheapo supermarket burgers, but it turns out they're pretty clever, or at least, this one is! Dude is a regular Houdini!

Super powerful cars and super hot babes make for a good combo!!