Fast Food Door Smash Fail

Another angry customer fails at destroying restaurant property. Didn't he see the 'slippery floor' sign?

A little boy's salamander bites a TV show host, chaos ensues. Remember no animals were harmed during this taping-- except the talk show host who went deaf and needed a bandage.

Utterly perplexing video of motocross meets base-jumping. I'm not sure if this is accidental or intentional, but either way it's pretty awesome, provided that ditching a dirtbike in the middle of a lake is no big thing.

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

Is there anything hotter than long brunette locks washing over a stunning looking babe?

This chick is such a badass she can exert control over sharks, the bullies of the sea, balancing them on her hand, juggling them, playing with them like they were a bunch of pussies or sea lions.

Time for some major adorbz. Animal of the day! This dog should market its talents and become rich. However, dogs don't understand capitalism and market value, so that sucks for the promising pooch.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

It's a classic case of '4 wheels good, 2 wheels BAD!' - A MotoGP racers motorcycle stalls at the green light and two guys slam into him at high speeds.

I can't say whether or not this is officially the greatest moment in all of MotoGP, but it certainly had me on the edge of my seat and I've never watched motorbike racing before in my life. Awesome stuff.

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?