Van Damme Quotes

Van Damme might have come across as a cocky showoff with an intellect that's less substantial than his lycra leggins, but in reality, he's a pretty deep guy. Turns out he's fascinated by oxygen. LOL!

We've had planking, owling, and batmanning. Now those weird internet types have come up with another craze that will be sweeping the globe. Cat breading. Sounds ridiculous, is ridiculous, is also pretty funny.

Do you wake up every morning strugling with a good excuse not to go into the workplace? Sure, your work probably sucks, but count yourself very lucky. Whatever it is you do for a living, there's no way it's as bad as any of these.

Unless you just happen to be an extremely fortunate man this is probably not what your girlfriend does when she has all her cute female friends round. Still, there's no harm in dreaming, if you need me, I'll be in my bunk.

Females, sometimes there's no logic to them, however much you try to rationalize it, the best thing is to let them get on with it (if it involves interaction with you), whatever it is the hell they think they're doing?

It's what you get when you combine college girls full of hormones, no parents and LOTS of alchohol. This is one very good reason why you should study hard to get a university education gentlemen - Let's PARTY!!!

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

Social networking may be cool, but just remember that your parents have access to it as well. Facebook and parents are a pretty awful combination. Unwittingly revealing intimite details about you to the world.

These wouldn't look out of place in a MC Escher print. Sure, there's nothing 'impossible' about them other than their complexity and the fact they're made out of sand, but they're still pretty damn impressive.

Lets face it, if you are going to get something permanently marked onto your body for life it might as well be useful, something like a shopping list, the name of your mother-in-law, or your girlfriends b/day. Stuff like that!

Dead animals stuffed with sand is kind of a grim concept. I don't know who came up with it but I'll wager they wet the bed well into their twenties. Strangely enough taxidermy actually gets better, the worse it gets. Observe;