Too British

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

Have you played that new game that's just come out? You know, the one with the character on the front, holding a weapon, what the hell is it called? Dammit, they all kinda look the same to me!

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

Trolling isn't just annoying, it's an art form, and in some ways pretty damn funny, unless it's happening to you. Here are some fine examples of things taken to the very excess....and beyond.

You gotta hand it to this little guy, he sure knows how to handle the ladies. The only possible improvement to this picture would be if the girls were hover-handing him!

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

When Mr. F. Alone gets bored, he likes to play with his friends. Unfortunately for him his friends are all dolls and nobody wants to come and hang out with him, poolside. It's got to be bad when even a pool won't entice people...

I was really hoping the book would be about the colour grey and the varying shades that it could be, their names and such. Instead it was just pron. Pron for moms. Gross.

They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!